i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Of course I have a pirate flag
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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