So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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