just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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