I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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