i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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