Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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