dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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