no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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