So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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