I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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