I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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