I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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