You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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