I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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