Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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