idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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