Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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