yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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