His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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