But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
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I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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