Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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