from now on my penis is your penis
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Be still, my beating vagina.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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