is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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