school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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