Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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