it wasn't lemon gatorade
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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