Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We are all done wearing pants today
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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