If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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