I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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