i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Boobs speak an international language.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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