I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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