I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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