Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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