I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
