honey bunches of taint.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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