Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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