Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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