ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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