dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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