The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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