Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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