BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i've created a new STD.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
