I CAN MOONWALK!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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