Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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