why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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