please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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