I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You can't motorboat a personality
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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