Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
we made out on top of his cat.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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