He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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