dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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