I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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